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[info]lonely_father is back up and running, so add me there if you'd like to continue journal-friending.
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moody moody
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 I've made a new account to erase the shame of this one. It's [info]lonely_fatherif you still want to be my friend. 

Edit: lonely father is dead, I've ruined him. I shall continue using this account until I can think of another username.

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Creating a pet cemetary. I already have one fresh death inside! It was a blue jay that hit my window and broke its neck. Snickers kept trying to absorb him whilst I was digging the grave. When I was covering him up another bluejay landed on the branch above me and started crying, it was like somethign from a movie. I just need to get some low, decorative fencing now. And some more dead people animals.

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restless restless
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im so mad

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im going to go make a fat beast
or a bat feast

lol.  
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stressed stressed
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 I feel like making a fat beast.
Current Mood:
good good
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I got my new glasses!
and then i was pulled over by a cop
+$110 fine, woohoo!

Current Mood:
complacent complacent
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they forgot the 'e'.... and they spelt 420 wrong.....
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aggravated aggravated
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 I have this sudden intense urge to watch Jaws.
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 During the yard sale I got sunburned! Now its going to fade into a pukilicious tan DX 

What's your favourite two syllable phrase for thee day?
Mine= hoe bag

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poop
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yes, i found a dead possum

and yes, i proceeded to take a picture of it
Today my grandpa died, my dad's flying to England on Saturday. He's quitting his paper route, I'm considering taking it over, I don't know if $50 a week is worth it, I think it is. I'm excited to get my new glasses, my mom doesn't want me to get them because she thinks they're "wrong" for a teenage girl, but personally I think old man 80s glasses are dA BOmb, yo.

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thoughtful thoughtful
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 i just got a last.fm, my name is zombiekidd so if anyone wants to be friends....we should! =D
Current Mood:
rejuvenated rejuvenated
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I want something magical to happen. Why do hobbits get to go on grand adventures and I must stay at home picking lint from unexpected places? 

 
bore-dumb
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angry angry
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my pants got ran over
by a train during the night

and water drips
from my finger tips
into the river
for the fish to nibble

ps; what is Tribbles?  
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don't know
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I tried to have a random picture taking day, but I slacked, so it ended up being random picture weekend instead. 

ONWARD )










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cranky cranky
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I refuse to sit here in my pajamas and robin hood hat for one more moment! Goodnight North America! I hope i have a dream about living in a giant bathtub, where I sail my paper boat, ride narwhales and catch plastic fish.

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tired tired
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Elizabeth Frith

 

How Blindness Occurs

 

There was a goddess named Buubi, who was much desired by the scissor god, Zeus. Buubi was the goddess of sight, and perched upon her shoulders was the most beautiful eyeball Egypt had ever seen. Zeus decided to pursue Buubi, and soon she fell in love with him as well. When Zeus attempted to kiss Buubi, he jabbed her in the eye with his sharp blades. Blood spurted from her wound, clouding her vision. For centuries Buubi had blessed the pharaohs and people of Egypt with perfect eyesight, but now her sight was hampered- and in her work she could no longer construct all eyes perfect. This is why people are born near or far-sighted, and some can not see at all. But Buubi was very forgiving, and soon she gave birth to Zeus’s child. This was Neechee-god of the panda bear. He was born with black rings around his eyes to symbolize the darkness so many were now cursed with. Zeus was appalled by the offspring he had produced-so soft, fuzzy, and unlike himself. He chased Neechee away, across the land to what is now China. Angry in exile Neechee tried to destroy the landscape by devouring it-which is why pandas can now eat such a ridiculously large amount of bamboo. Neechee found that no matter how much he ate he could not feel better, but to this day his panda children continue to try and consume the land their forefather was so cruelly banished to.

Current Mood:
determined determined
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 I can't wait to have a summer time garage sale! My room is so full of crap. I'm going to sell my mom's old underwear- 10 for a nickle, in case anyone's interested. I also have some nice gold chains, perfect for getting tangled in curly foreign chest hairs. 


Is it lame thaI find this hilarious? (Ten points from Gryffindor!)

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crazy crazy
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